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Wockenfuss


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Hmmm. I need a slang word for the update. We need a solid definition for playing Ricky Morton. Or something else entirely.

"hollendase in ya face" is not going to cut it. Sorry, Stunna.

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and brad Im going to the show no matter what. Drainberg is about as reliable as a whore in church so my number is 5033109150. holla and well make plans

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wtf ? Um da stunna is very hurt i really puit a lot of time into my sports list under the michal vick catagory. Biggest morons should be good topic

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ok how about "throakin it."- jacking off while vomiting

-- Edited by icyhot at 10:01, 2007-09-16

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I agree! It's been slow around here. Let's get back on it!

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Yeah, the trip was crazy. I feel like I never stopped from when I got off the plane. Of course if "never stopped" means watching hours and hours of early 80's wrestling.

Stunna's word might be the most offensive thing I have ever heard. It is nice to have you back Stunna. You could make a dead person blush.

Wock- The top 10 list was hilarious/sad in that it is pretty much all true.

I haven't had the internet until tonight since I left so let's get this board going!

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It was a short notice trip and he was booked pretty solid. Next time we'll do it right and get together for a show or something.

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Aw, would liked to have seen Pocaroba. I can respect the bro time though.

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Ah, Stunna. Good to see you're still taking the high road.

Sorry to all for the lack of activity on the board! Biff was in town for the last four days and we were having some serious bro time. I just put him on a plane an hour ago so now we're back to reality. The chatter will increase.

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"hollendase in ya face"- refers to the creamy goodness you give your girl 4 breakfast on an easy sunday morning.

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da stunna is in luuv with the shins phantom limb. Im gayn up but its pretty fukin catchy

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-Dude, sweet party! But do you see those two over in the corner who have been talking wrestling all night?

-Yeah, eyeing the hot coug with the diamond turd cutter but too nerdy to make a move?

-Yeah, they're definitely playing Ricky Morton. Almost as bad as the three dudes playing Super No-Friendo all night.

-Fer sheezee. Who would have thought anyone remembered Irwin R. Schyster?

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This is semi real slang but I have read that "playing Ricky Morton" is wrestling slang for getting the crap kicked out of you for 15 minutes before making the "hot tag." It is basically used by wrestlers as they are mapping out the match for the evening. Like, "then you leap frog over me and make the tag. Then your partner comes in and starts wailing on me. I'll play Ricky Morton for about 10 minutes and then tag in Super Bro. The fans will go ape s h i t."

I would love to discuss how we as sweet bros could work this phrase into our vernacular. Any thoughts?

P.S. Ricky Morton was the blonde half of the 80s tag team The Rock N Roll Express, who basically would get beaten and bloodied every night by the bad guy because the ladies loved him. As a nerdy wrestling fan I find this phrase endlessly hilarious.

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Sweet.

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I like it. And I will probably use it because I'm once again out of ideas.

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Got an idea for the slang:

Played the atari - got a hand job.

-Dude, see that coug over there with the Ernest Borgnine tittoo?

-Ugh, what about her?

-She just played my atari in that booth over in the corner. It was trump teezee.

-Oh, yeah? What game?

-Pong.

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Working on the updates. Upstairs, far away from my new TV. By the way, this is what it looks like:
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I didn't get to the updates last night because of moving and unpacking. And because I bought a new TV that is going to prevent me from doing anything ever again.

I'll update tonight.

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That's a BTB original. As far as I know.

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I dig the HNSW/POTW this week. I can't wait to use it.

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You made it!

Admittedly, I was probably just being stubborn.

And Hot Topic is a great place to go for douche duds.

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The new waste -

A: I'm proud to have finally made the cut on the HNSW/POTW.

B: The thing that cracks me up the most about the usage is that I actually went to Hot Topic's website in order to ascertain what that style of hat is called. I would have had no idea how to describe it, but for their website. So, props to you for being inside of my head.

Now, can you please leave? I'm about to have the most righteous one-way with my girlfriend.

-- Edited by EA Sports at 09:15, 2007-06-28

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The weekly stuff is up. It's a whole lotta biff this week. Now that's teamwork!

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Ain't nothing wrong with quality time.

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Alas, the weekly stuff didn't get done tonight. It was Joy's birthday today so we were spending some quality time. Deal with it, buzzards.

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If we get to 365 it will be at least 2010. That is a frightening thought. If you want to DIY punk rawk some Kinko's style **** I'm totally down.

Like I said, I miss the linkage too. I'll try and figure something out...

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Yeah, I also totally miss the "linkage" factor. I think that a permanent, easy to search section on the website for the 200 celebration would be sweet. I also wish that at some point we could make a really cheap looking Kinko's style slang list. We should do it once we get to 365. As long as "double eye blinky" could be on my birthday.

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I know.

I wish I was better at web design, etc, but I'm really a novice. When I switched the format of the site I just didn't see a feasible way to link the stuff from the new site to the old one without a bunch of confusion. I still don't.

We'll put something together for the slang and give it the presentation it deserves.

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I'd roll with the comprehensive downloadable PDF with liner notes.

You know, I didn't laugh aloud at the word itself, but the usage was what got me cracking up.

I do miss how you don't link other words (for instance, from this week, untight) in the newest week's usage to their original appearance.

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I'm very proud of the slang this week. I made that phrase up over a year ago and then forgot about it. To me, it's laugh out loud funny.

Speaking of slang (biff and I were already talking about this), we're coming up on week 200 of the updated Sly Records, which means we will have 200 slang words and 200 top ten lists that I feel are worth preserving in some form or another.

What should we do? Just a huge comprehensive list downloadable as a pdf file?

An old school 'zine, Kinko's style, with liner notes by biff and I and limited to 6 copies?

A permanent spot somewhere on the site that is searchable, easy to navigate, and most likely beyond my skills as a webmaster?

Absolutely nothing?

Let me know what you think.

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And I was doing so well.

I'm a day late on the Waste this week as a result of the long weekend and a slight illness that has managed to make me sleep even more than usual for the last couple of days. I've rejoined society today and will do the updates tonight.

So nobody panic. I'm on it.

Seriously. I think I slept like 18 hours yesterday. My back hurts because of sleeping so much.

I'm an inspiration.


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I've got some slang for ya.....Breast-aurant - A strip club with food. I know all bars in Oregon must sell food but that's not the case everywhere.

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Don't panic, it's there. Kind of a late one this evening. But it's there.

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Um, yeah. Isn't it Tuesday? I want waste. They want waste. We want waste. Side to side with a tongue-smile...

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