Douche-sheeky is brilliance. Though I may change the spelling to Doucheiki. Or Douche-iki. Or Doucheshiki. Which looks best?

Come up with a more solid definition for the Mills' leg one and we can use it.

thanks for the nod on weekly waste it`s about time.

Ah, my bad. Yes, she is the queen of all gomes. I could buy almost any guy being a secret wife abuser...except for Paul McCartney. I mean, c'mon. Who is she kidding? Someone should beat her with her own leg.

But Paul does like 'em racky doesn't he?

I think EA was referring to the gome status of Heather Mills as the one you'd be excited about.

Thanks, my man.

I figured biff would feel me on the gome, that's for sure.

poop

If you look it up there should be a picture of Jacoby Shaddix.

It's Jacoby Shaddix, lead singer of Papa Roach.

He is a dodestain.

This line from this weeks Top Ten List...

"Can now spend my Sundays not watching other things that have been spoiled by greed"

...made me laugh for like five minutes. Did anyone read the article about the Blood of the Innocent guy an notice that he referenced Star Wars ("scum and villainy") in his manifesto? Just thought I would point that out.

Quick question: Who was this week's "Cancel One Career?" I have no idea who that choad is.

I think it's time for "def" to come back. Only this time, it should be spelled "deph" to give it a little update. Watch for deph coming to the SlyBoard.

I knew what Stunna was talking about.

I can't believe you came up with "Scrotum Coaster." I love the idea of you sitting there at the computer for 30 minutes trying to think of a new word for taint.

Stunna, sometimes I think I need a decoder ring to decipher your posts.

Check it, I put scrotum coaster on the Urban Dictionary.

Golden.

Also, Wock, I posted this in the wrong forum already, but I nominate Stunna's "Brobie Won Kenobi" for Slang status.

They should have a separate TNBA for the trannies.

I too think it's great.

Wock- I am too lazy to search our slang archive to see if we have already used these, but here are two that the old lady and I use frequently.

Conversation Over- I stole this from that sweet SNL book where they interview everyone. Apparently Lorne Michaels actually says this to abruptly end a conversation. I think that rules. The usage was someone was talking to him at a concert. When the band came on Lorne simply said "Conversation over" and turned around.

Whatever You- I stole this from a conversation that Nica told us that she had. She was arguing with someone and when they said "whatever" she yelled back "whatever you" and walked away. I still love saying this.

Like I said. These may totally already be on the site.

I've got some slang for you. It comes from the State a decade and a half ago. Specifically, the Bearded Men of Space Station 11 skit. Have a look

I propose the phrase "you're wrong about the beards" as an awesome phrase to disagree with someone in a most random fashion. It doesn't matter what they're talking about, you just have to tell them they're wrong about the beards and it's game over.

-- Edited by EA Sports at 09:50, 2008-01-08

I am still laughing at what Wock wrote.

Just for a chuckle, I thought you guys would like to know that the NHL's Nashville Predators play in the Gaylord Entertainment Center. No joke.

Or saying LOL instead of just lauging.




I've never heard that happen, just thought it would be funny.





Man, now that i have a moniker, I'd better try a rap or two..... that's not likely to be pretty.

I whole-heartedly agree with that sentiment Wock.

Speaking of Johnny Wockenfuss, Biff Pocaroba and Jose Oquendo: Is there anyone in the CAC pantheon that has taken the name of Gaylord Perry? If not, may I stake a claim?

Reaction to w00t here. LAist nails it pretty well in their commentary snippet.

Sell shirts all you want, but I'm not sure that something like w00t has a place in an actual dictionary. I guess if it's become widely used slang... still, this doesn't seem like a step in the right direction. Same with this.

Then again I just bought this book and it's the hottest grammar porn I've ever read.

Ouch. w00t? That is lame. Speaking of, I now see people walking around with shirts that say "pwned." Oh this nerd culture.

I agree with Wock that "grundle" just isn't a very funny word. Don't get me wrong, I think taint should have endless upon endless synonyms. But "grundle" doesn't make me chuckle every time I say it like "maple bar" does. I just chuckled right now. Maple bar. Again with the chuckle.

I know, I'm a little shocked myself.

I still think taint, gobbler, fleshy fun bridge and maple bar are way funnier though.

That guy on the left just kills me every time.