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And don't forget his high waist acid washed Bugle Boys. And yes, it is gold. I laughed for a good while at that one.

And Stunna, sweet burn accepted:
"this kids look reminds me me of a young eric circa judson 93. He is lacking the tshirts we all love"

Although I don't know if he was rocking a flannel fit snugly around his waist and a "Teenage Fanclub 4Ever" button on said t-shirts. But he is close.



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Well, it's a slight nod to The Fonz, who used the move in casual situations.

I bet the writers made it part of Slater's cool guy attitude, along with his tightly permed LBST and brightly colored tank tops.

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Pretty awesome. It's an ACBM dude.

Tangentially, do you think the director had to remind Mario Lopez to sit backwards in the chair all the time because that's what the character would do? Or do you think the backwards chair sitting was a touch applied through the genius acting abilities of Senior Lopez?

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Dudes -

Tell me AC Slatering is not gold.

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you could always go with the "brotissere" As seen in many porno films when a woman is taking two coks simoltaniously in each end. "dude last night me and c dog got dunk and proceeded to "broticarize this woman untill she was well moist and crispy."




Stunna, who do you think you're dealing with here



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or? lets whip out our spigits and roast this hofurious

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you could always go with the "brotissere"    As seen in many porno films when a woman is taking two coks simoltaniously in each end. "dude last night me and c dog got dunk and proceeded to "broticarize this woman untill she was  well moist and  crispy."

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this kids look reminds me me of a young eric circa judson 93. He is lacking the tshirts we all love


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That Doors video down below just made me so angry. I want to punch that kid that face for being an idiot.

As for slang, have we used "Count it!" or "Wock for two!" or "He's heating up!" or any other sort of basketball phrase that you yell after a sweet burn. I know that we say these all the time but I don't know if we have used these as slang of the week. Lately I have been really getting deep with them, like "Biff pulls up into the lane, he fights through heavy traffic, fakes the shot, turn around jumper, it's good!"

My wife loves it.

Also, have we used saying your own name, as a signature of sorts, after a sweet burn? That is also one of my specialties. As you can see, I spend a lot of time attempting to "burn" people.

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fizz-ics - the art of the fecal-related joke.

Wow, EA Sports must have his PHD in fizz-ics.

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Me need slang.

Hook a Johnny up.

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That is pretty fantastic.

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See, only put covers on Youtube if you are in a Japanese cover band. Because I could watch this band all day.



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Find your (least) favorite video from YouTube and I'll post your rant plus a link to the vid next week.

I feel your pain.

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Also, if you ever need a gome of the week, which I know is really your specialty, but if you ever need one, how about people that post videos of themselves on Youtube playing a song. Because you know what? I don't care. When I search for a band or song on Youtube I am not looking for your terrible, lonely, pathetic, acoustic, usually not complete, version of it. I am looking for the band or song I am looking for. I don't know why but this always makes me angry. You know, if your band covered live, maybe that is one thing. But some teabag playing 30 seconds of Europe's "The Final Countdown" on his sensitive acoustic is completely and utterly useless. And will actually get you less laid then you were before.

Okay, I just had to get that out.

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Threadjacker is a great word. I would go with you Stunna if I still lived there. I ain't afraid of the Icy Hot!

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drza said he talked to you nad you should really come out . Guarntee top ten shows you will ever go to.

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Threadjacker - one who intentionally or unintentionally takes a discussion thread off topic.

Not an insult, just kidding around with you.

And it's not you, I'm too cool for everyone.


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and also bush you speak spanish I hope or I can tell that your list would trife any. And I need an explination of thread jacking

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kids say the darndest things. W.TF. wock im going to the show and given  you my number. Are you too cool for the stunna? 5033109150

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I like EA's idea: two different slang words. Because I am having an impossible time deciding between "I was mis-director-ed!" and "I got Lommeled!"

They are both pretty awesome.

I picked up "Green River Killer" the other day at the video store and thought "I almost got Lommeled!"

True story.

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Do a double dose this week explaining the advent of the two words from the same situation, perhaps...

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I do like that.

Maybe we can make two different words out of it.

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"They totally mis-director-ed me." would get my vote.

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Alright, what should that director slang be?

You got Lommeled!

Ullied to me!

Thoughts...?

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Time to start carrying a bat like Jim Belushi in The Principal.

I'm looking forward to the top ten list.

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Will do. Sorry, I had a crazy work week and there were three Nuck games. I avoided the computer.

I had a kid throw a chair and then huck a pencil box at a table of kids. This was after he took a swing at a girl and screamed "you're not the boss of me." He was 7. Apparently he got suspended after I kicked him out of class. What set him off? I asked everyone to put away their stuff becuase math was over. Long story. I am working on a top ten for you for crap that happened to me this week. That was obviously tops.

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Hey, it's about time you got back on the board.

I'm about ready to send a search party out for EA.

There are new photos on the Sly MySpace.

Go title 'em.

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I love Bill Walton. He is a great commentator and had a great fro back in the day. I was never a big Isiah fan. I don't even think Piston fans were Isiah fans.

And Ice Pirates is one of the greatest films of all time. I own it in its original, porn sized box VHS. Holla!

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wow the isiah thomas. I`m a huge fan of nba and. wow. Other than walton there is not a man I despise more. Any blazer fan cannot disagree. **** that muther****in fagggot ass bitch. I should hope that he chokes on his vomit someday.

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jusy got done watching ice pirates for the first time in a long time. midgets are annoying.

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I like how you boys are thinking. The director's name is Ulli Lommel, so we could play with that too. I liked EA's ideas as well.

"Yeah dude, I got Ulli-directed on that one."

Hmm...

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"They pulled a mis-director"

or

"They named a mis-director"

Mis-direction. Some kind of play on misdirection.

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We should make a slang term out of the annoying director misrepresentation you spoke of in the movie review this week.

Like "They're trying to pull a BTK" or something like that but with a funnier movie title.

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Bartli: "Yeah, I rolled in their the other night with J-Dog as my Bartli Gianetti." Or something like that. Unless you can think of a better way to use it.

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I think I'm going to go with the opening band usage. And there's always the traditional wrestling definition to fall back on as well.

Ah, and Bartli. A favorite nonsensical obscurity from our childhood.

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I like the band usage for Ricky Morton. Very creative. I'm such a nerd that I can't find a funnier usage than the real one. It is such an inside wrestling joke that it cracks me up. The idea of two tag wrestlers arguing over who will play Ricky Morton makes me smile.

A crappy slang word could be Bartli Gianetti. It could mean your kind of douchey sidekick. Or just your sidekick. Or something else.

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Thanks, EA. That's an old one that just somehow never made it up there.

A lot of old musician types have sweet lbbts. Sad but true.
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Playing Ricky Morton is all you guys. I can't seem to come up with anything for it.

BTW, nice work on the slang this week. diggin' it.

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What about the idea of "playing Ricky Morton" being a burn on a ****ty band who opens up for the band that everyone came to see, and they take some serious abuse from the crowd until they leave the stage and the headliner comes out to sort of save the day, "hot tag" style?

This can be expanded upon. Let me know what you guys think.



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What if a Ricky Morton was a pretty boy that you wanted to whup up on?

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We need to come up with a definitive definition for "playing Ricky Morton." I like EA's first attempt, but it's got to be more specific.

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you have to google these guys they have a lord of the bling poster that is gravy

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I like how their bling is enhanced to produce more bling. Genius.

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The original Icy Hot Stunnas? Or was it Stuntas...

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I still havnt been able to get that video for the 8 diagrams. I was just on wu corp and cant believe that the rock the bells tour would go to salt lake and not portland.  There is a int with rza and once again he`s talking that raes new album has had to age in a barrel I wanted to puke. Should we just give up? I`m almost at the point but I cant. Even though rza also said that ghostface hasnt done any vocals for 8 diagrams yet wtf? Lets all pitch together and get all of them some blackberries so they can complete something.

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"Slippin' One Through The Five Hole"- Getting a girl pregnant, unexpectedly of course

As in, "I heard Tonya is pregnant." "Yeah, Greg managed to slip one through the five hole."


(The Five Hole is hockey slang for the area between the goalie's legs. The commentators say this phrase all the time when goals are scored through the legs. It is pretty hilarious.)

That is all I could think of in 2 minutes. Good night.


And have we used Right Arm as slang for Right On? Wock used to say this non-stop, still does I think. Always an annoying phrase. Holla!

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Steaz - Apparenty a brand of all natural hippie tea, originally (to me) meant stuff/mojo/items. Kinda like "Don't weaze my steaz, that's all I've got left."

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