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RE: Death Metal Song Title of the Day


Wow. And I mean wow. 

Do not look at this one if you are at work. Seriously.

Just to prep you, the album is called Planet of the Gapes.

And there is a song called "I Was Blowing This Guy and I Was Two Knuckles Deep But He Shot Blanks."


And be sure to check out the other song titles.


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Cute album cover.

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It's been a while, but I had to post this one:

"Sasquatch Sodomy" by Post Mortem Twitch, from their album Deeds of Abhorrence.
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Nothing says "I love you" like "She Came Out In Chunks."

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Here's an old classic from when me and Pocaroba had this same contest at the Wherehouse in Salem:

"She Came out in Chunks" by Broken Hope from their classic album The Bowels of Repugnance. Broken Hope is a goldmine for classic song titles, like "Chewed to Stubs", "Skin is In", and "Necro-fellatio". Good stuff, good stuff.

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Great feature! As a metal guy, I'm lovin it. I'm now on the prowl for contributions....

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Oh my. They are getting pretty specific, aren't they?

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Today's winner is "Appetite for Abduction" by Psychotic Homicidal Dismemberment, from their Pulverizing Prostitutes for Pig Feed CD.

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So far I've got "Chainsaw Fiesta" by Bloodbastard, from their LP Next to Dissect.

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"necromancing your mom after hours"

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Metal guys must just stay up until all hours of the night coming up with song titles. I would be willing to bet that it is a title first, lyrics second sort of medium.

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Today I've got "Suffering Due to Disembowlement" by Warpath, from their Gorefare CD.

It was between that track and "Skinned and Salted."

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All I have to say is "wow" to that. I heard that "C - um Dumpster" by Jack Off Jill is a real tear-jerker.

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You should check out x-cops. I dont know if you have herd "Paddywagon rape," but let me assure you worth the listen to.

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I love this feature all ready. This was a favorite game that we would play on slow nights at the Wherehizzity. Another was finding the most offensive metal album cover. That first song title was gold.

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Today's pick is "Limbs In The Grinder"

by Embalmer, from their 13 Faces of Death CD.



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So that's why I always see metal chicks with pigtails. Awesome, good stuff to be aware of, for sure.

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"Pigtails Are for Face ****ing"

by Waking the Cadaver, from their Perverse Recollections of A Necromangler CD.

Never a dull moment at my job.

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