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RE: Let's Make Biff Watch Stuff.


This one too:
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Please, please, please Netflix this movie.

It needs to be reviewed on the site.



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Lord knows I love Kevin Dillon and Andrew McCarthy. Andrew McCarthy still not being a highly sought after dramatic actor is beyond me. Him, Frank Whaley and Robert Sean Leonard are such unappreciated talents that it pains me. Frank Whaley may be one of the greatest actors alive.

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Now this looks like a gem. How often do you see Ben Gazzara and Taylor Dayne in the same flick?

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Ouch. Is that Robert Townsend in the background?

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Ice-T, Erika Eleniak, Tiny Lister... Looks like a winner.

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Oh baby, Drainberg pulls out one of the worst films of all time. Too bad I have already suffered through this one once! Ha! Leave it to Hammaker to go right for the jugular. This movie is truly horrible. It is shot on what seems to be a 1985 Camcorder and pretty much consists of rednecks eating plates of bloody intestines. It isn't funny, ironic, inventive, or even interesting. It is just horrible.

I am getting scared of this game now that Drainiac has entered the playing field.



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Enjoy this one, its so f'n bad. Of course, five minutes into it I was sleepin like I was back in high school! Seriously though, its terrible. The challenge has been issued.


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True dat on the Angie Everhart tip. Man, that wolf one looks brutal. Now you are just getting mean. That beach volleyball one looks great though. There better be plenty of scantily clad women in it. The wolf one I mean.

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Burt Reynolds? Jason Priestley? A kid and a wolf? Looks good.

Speaking of Reynolds, we saw this in a thrift store the other day:
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We figured you've probably already seen this one. Oh, Angie Everhart. Just do porn and get it over with.

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Dude, "Boltneck" just looks plain harsh. No problem with "Zombie Strippers." I probably would have rented that anyways.

I recently rented "Shoot 'Em Up" and it easily wins the "Worst Movie of 2007" award for me. Words can not describe how incredibly awful this movie was. Seriously, you have to watch it to believe just how bad it is.

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Sh!t, I might have to watch that.

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Way too obvious, I know, but I keep reading about how terribly fascinating this film is. Figured I'd add it to the list.

I think I mean fascinatingly terrible.


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aka Big Monster On Campus.

Starring Joey Lawrence's little brother, Judge Reinhold, and many other careers that have been canceled. And Ryan Reynolds.

And icyhot, quit threadjackin'.

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Dont know if any of you have seen "there will be blood" it is surprisingly good

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Just put at the top o' the ol' queue. Now I wait 3-4 days.

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Now you are just playing dirty. I totally haven't seen that. I am surprisingly lacking in the Treat Williams category. I'll get on it. You have to get Hustle and let me know how you liked it.

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Don't make me get all Treat Williams on you:
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I bet you've already seen that. May also be knows as Crash Point Zero.

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Oh my god. I have never seen that. But you better believe that I will now.

So here is my "Let's Make Biff Watch Stuff" report, brought to you by Netflix, with full reviews to follow shortly in the Weekly Waste:

I have made it through:

Furnace
Shelter Island
Hustle
The Highway Man

Hoboken Hollow skipped so I had to send it back. I am working on getting a replacement. It looked really really bad.

Speaking of bad, I have had Urban Menace at the house for a full month now. I have started watching it 4 different times and have not made it through 10 minutes. I won't let it beat me though. You won't win! But it is truly painful. And I mean that in all seriousness.

Keep 'em coming. After Urban Menace I am going to hit the Iron Eagles and the Lone Hero. I am enjoying this more than you know.

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Old Lou has had some good movies under his belt did he pick up a coke habit or something? First power is a great one

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I'm assuming you've already seen this.

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Ah, nice. I thought maybe he just had a bit part. Word, I will Netflix that biz.

I am already looking forward to the Furnace review.

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Don't worry, I will take the hit for all of us.

I added "Furnace," "Hustle," and "Hoboken Hollow" to my queue. Let the suckage begin.

By the way Wock, you should totally check out "Dead Heist." It was awesome. Big Daddy Kane has a leading role. The flick itself isn't really all that bad. I loved it. A full review for Weekly Waste to come later.

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I will only watch IE4 if DMX can give a sermon while getting migs off his friends tail.

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Wow Wock, that one looks painful. I don't think Jason Priestly has been in a decent movie since Tombstone.

EA- That is what will make those sequels so great. Can you imagine how terrible Iron Eagle 4 will be? I can't wait.

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Speaking of Louis Gosset, Jr., here's a good one:
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One of the reviewers on IMDb called it a "Steaming Canadian Turd."

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I am about to rent american phsyco 2 on free movies on demand. It has to suck

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I just read that there were 3 sequels! Wow, I knew they had done a second and maybe I was aware there was a third. But, a fourth? Yowzaa.

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You have got to rent terror vision. O.D.   is the greatest 80`s charcter evern And it is played by uncle rico.

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I love Iron Eagle. Although, I have never seen the sequels. Those would be great for the site! I will work on it. I also have Netflix for at least a month so Wock, I will work on your suggestions. I have been watching a lot of flicks lately with my month long cold having self.

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Not at all. LG's a stud! I loved Iron Eagle as a kid, and while it's not "aged" particularly well since then, I still got a kick out of seeing it on cable yesterday. Plus it's got Queen's "One Vision" in it, which fairly rules.

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The stunna hopes you are not smack talking the works of louis gossit. May I remind you of the principal. Also do you rember the size of the walkman as the jams kick in. Only in the 80`s could you make a plane and dirt bike race a true nail biter.

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Dude, you ever seen Iron Eagle?



Awesomely bad.

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That's the one. I can't wait to see it. It looks incredible.

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This one?


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I will also rent that. No problem. There is also a movie on the new release shelf starring Big Daddy Kane and E-40 that I can't wait to rent.

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This looks pretty good, too. IMDb here. One of the user comments says "worst movie I've ever seen." Nice.

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Okay, finally. I am almost positive that this is at the video store. I will watch the crap out of it. You can never have enough of Double T Treachery.

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Treach, Nia Peeples, there's no way this isn't good.

IMDb here.

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Mine too, actually. I didn't really piece it together until I was writing the reviews. What are the odds of that? Poor Stephen Kay. First he directs "Get Carter" and now losers like me think he is directing D-grade camcorder horror movies. The poor guy can't catch a break.

I was searching at the video store for a horror flick tonight and saw "Green River Killer." And what was on the front? "From the Director of Boogeyman." And I thought "I don't want to get Ulli-ed on this one." Its a conspiracy.

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The way the BTK reviews tied together with the Boogeyman thing blew my mind.

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You wouldn't laugh if you have seen that flick. Its a MST2K choice. I watched it without their commentary one night. It hurt. Its funny for awhile. And then the pain starts...

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E, From your review this week:

"This beats 'Manos: Hands Of Fate.'"

For some reason, I keep laughing at this.

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This looks like a winner.
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Check it.

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You should really get deez nutz.

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You should really get Netflix.

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Keep em coming. My lame Hollywood doesn't have Hustle, Terror Vision, The Settlement or Furnace. I am unstoked on this. They do have a wide selection of garbage. Apparently just not that garbage. If you keep firing some of them are bound to hit.

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C. Thomas Howell and Randy Spelling in the same movie? Oh yes.
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IMDb here.

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Here's another one.
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IMDb page here.

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I own Last American Virgin. I could watch that movie again and again and again. That was a USA Up All Night Classic. Nice call.

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