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Yeah, rental programs make bad movies a lot less painful. I guess it is too bad then that I watched Gods And Generals in the theater. All three hours of it. It even had an intermission. Like making someone wait for more torture.

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Ain't that the beauty of Netflix?

You don't have to leave home and it pretty much feels free, so when you rent a complete asspile you don't feel like you lost much.

That's about all me and the lady use Netflix for. Renting crap that we're mad hesitant about.

Biff treats his MVP package the same way.

It's a wild life, full of ups and downs.

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i recently had the displeasure of viewing Bug that William Friedkin directed flick starring Ashley Judd.  What a big steamy turd this was.  Thank god it was a netflix rental and i didn't pay to see this crapfest in the theater. 

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Sounds tempting, I might have to give this a go. This looks like it is right up there with Debbie Harry and Alec Baldwin's "Forever Lulu." Now that is some garbage.

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As of right now, this is the worst movie I have ever seen.

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I have yet to hear anything good about Nacho Libre. If I want to see Jack Black in a terrible movie, I'll just rent The Neverending Story Part III, thank you very much.

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Yeah, I've been avoiding "Requiem" for quite some time. I will probably continue to do so. Other recent movies that I have rented lately that I simply could not finish:

Nacho Libre- this movie sucked so much ass it made me angry. I made it about 45 minutes and couldn't take it anymore. The "Nickelodean Films" tag at the beginning should have tipped me off."

The Alamo- the newer Billy Bob movie. B O R I N G. And oh yeah, I don't care about Texas. I fast forwarded to the end battle but it wasn't really much to brag about.

Kicking And Screaming- that soccer Will Ferrell movie. Apparently its a kids flick. Or is it just for really dumb adults? I didn't make to the end but I am assuming the rag tag scrappy kids pull out a victory.

Now these are by no means in the running for "Worst Movies Ever," I just felt like bitching about them. And you know what? It felt great.

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Shark Attack 3 looked totally sweet.

Always with the hatred of Dead Man. Eh, I guess it is excruciatingly slow.

And I've always got Requiem for a Dream to eternally loathe.

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Yeah, waiting to watch a crappy sequel is like waiting for the right hook after the jab. But sometimes there is pride at stake. And sometimes you are just bored.

You know, the movies in that video were bad but, c'mon. There are much much much much worse movies out there. ****e, "Shark Attack 3" looked kinda sweet. Try "BTK: Killer," "The Battle Of Love's Return" or "A Certain Sacrifice" for some true pain. I don't know, to me if it is funny it is not "bad." What's bad is when it is just straight up non-eventful bad. Like "Dead Man" or "Code 43." The latter is a stinking pile of feces that apparently hipsters think is sweet. It is not. It made me want to stick forks in my eyes.

Biff Out!

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I saw a movie once that was bad enough to not finish. It was called "The Un-nameable" if I remember correctly. I've always wanted to see it again (maybe) to determine whether or not it was actually as bad as I remember.

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Garbage Day! What the hell...

I love how you see the ****ty movie and then just ride it out through the sequel that promises to be way worse. You've got guts. The guts of a man who has trouble sleeping some nights and tries in desperation to find something to lull him into unconsciousness.

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"Troll 2" and "Silent Night, Deadly Night 2" are both from my sad, lonely past. "Troll 2" is nowhere near as awesome as the original. SNDN 2 is equally as godawful as the first. I rented both of them for some kind of a high school date night. Needless to say that girl didn't like me for long. The part in SNDN 1 where Santa impales a guy on some deer antlers was pretty sweet, though.

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Not even close, but these are a few funny clips from some stinkers. I bet biff has seen at least two of these.


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