I feel bad about this....
Drowns Syndrome: what your buddy has after he's had way too much too drink & his eyes are droopy, his speech slurred & doesn't have very good motor control. From "drowning in alcohol."
"Motorbutting" - take a wild guess...
Release the Crappin' - a sweet way to indicate something sucks.
"Dude, I can't wait to hop on the loser cruiser & MAX it out to Gresham to watch my lady get her new "Tiger Woods was here' tramp stamp!"
"Dude, release the Crappin'!"
Penility - It's like senility but used to desribe when all you can think about is sex.
Dropping 2 Large - a thugish way to say you're taking a deuce. Somehow got the inspiration for this from watching The Wire.
Heffatitis - n. - being good with the ladies.
"Dude, check it out, Jay's got three got dames hanging on his every word.""Yeah, he's got a severe case of Heff C today."
another mildly funny site i just came across:http://tinyurl.com/c8vkwu